An open letter to female public restroom users

I am pretty sure Americans need to drink more water.  I base this generalization off of the yellowness of the pee left all over our public restrooms.  Those pee splatters all over the back of women’s seats, the rims of the toilets, and even sometimes the main seat area are sure tell-tale signs that our pee is just way too concentrated.    I always think to myself that the pee all over the place is caused by the cute little three and four year old boys who must go into the women’s bathroom with mom while in public places.  I mean, without that explanation, there simply is no way to understand how else pee could get where it is. 

I love when I go into a stall of a restroom and the person (I cant use lady, ladies would never do this) before me decided not to flush.  Again, I think, “Hmmmmmmmm, she should have consumed much more water than that today!” and then I wonder what in the world was so pressing that she didn’t have time to flush.  You can turn and flush with your foot while buttoning your pants.  You are a woman, multi-task, it is one of our strengths.

An unflushed toilet always makes me jump to the conclusion that she most likely didn’t take time to wash her hands either. In this day and age, there is absolutely no reason not to wash your hands: warm water that comes out when you wave your hand under the faucet, foam soap that smells a little like heaven, and towels that come out of a cool machine when it detects your movement, the worst part of washing your hands is knowing that no-time-to-flush-the-toilet person exited right before you and her hand touched the door knob before yours did so now you are infested again.

Please, America, drink more water.  I don’t like seeing the yellow pee, it causes me concern for your kidneys.  And then when you pee in a rest room that other people use, please be like a boy scout and leave no trace.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Larisa
    Nov 18, 2010 @ 22:22:38

    I totally agree with you on this one….nothing worse than when the toilet wasn’t flushed & there’s pee all over the place!

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